"Heck mom these are some broken old steps and why have steps like these and trees at the top?"
"There once was a very large house at the top of those steps, come on and I will show you"
"George your facing the wrong way"
"I was moving so you can show folks!!! and tell me about it"
"See that information board, well this is whats on it"
"Its where Apley house once stood, it was the ancestral home of the Chartlon family, descendents of the king and princes of Powys"
"its one of the countys in Wales"
"Its sad that its gone forever, nice view from the top of the steps, can we go back down, I'd like to see what them rock things are, and whats though that gap in the trees? "
"What do you think mom, they look like seats!"
"I think you might be right George, I think we'll look though the gap later"
"Which way Mom"
"You pick George you always do!!"
"See, if you had picked the way we wouldn't have seen this"
"Someone's clever with a chain saw"
"George don't drink it if its real dirty"
"Mom do you fancy crispy duck for tea"
"George don't get saying that folks might hear you, leave them alone"
"Heck that give me the creeps, what is it?"
"I don't know what its ment to be, but it reminds of a film called Dune, there was big worms that moved under the sand, yuk"
"GEORGE come on, times running out, and you wanted to see what was though that gap"
"There a pond behind those trees"
"but I don't do water, you know that"
"Don't be silly, you don't have to go in I thought you'd like to take a look"
"OK race you"
"come on mom keep jogging you'll lose more weight"
"OK George you win, what do you think"
"a ponds a pond to me"
"Hey there goes some crispy duck"
"Mom look up"
"I wonder where those planes are going to"
"Well I know where I'm going to, home for breakfast, you know I don't do morning and what time is it now?"
"Look don't start, just cus we had to give dad a lift into work for 6 in the morning"
"come on lets get you home"
"Love you Mom"